My bank caught someone trying to skim my card BEFORE IT HAPPENED. Bendigo Bank: the inspiration for Minority Report.

"Dear Clementine, If the items are securely checked you can bring the toys."

I asked Amtrak today about how to pack the prop weapons that I’m bringing to Comic-Con, since they look like a number of Amtrak’s prohibited items (swords, archery equipment), and the customer support lady’s polite response inadvertently feels like the biggest judgment of my choice of hobby I have ever received. 

FUCK

I forgot to buy Peeps

A villager offers flowers to a female adult elephant lying dead in a paddy field in Panbari village, India. The elephant was hit by a train and killed while crossing railway tracks with a herd of wild Asiatic elephants. 
I’m late to The 50 Best Animal Photos Of 2012 and they are all wonderful but this one in particular broke my heart.

A villager offers flowers to a female adult elephant lying dead in a paddy field in Panbari village, India. The elephant was hit by a train and killed while crossing railway tracks with a herd of wild Asiatic elephants.

I’m late to The 50 Best Animal Photos Of 2012 and they are all wonderful but this one in particular broke my heart.

Oh man, this reflux is like something coming straight from the seventh level of hell. What could it be from??

Don’t answer that, I already know where from. 

This eBay transaction just got real/real sad :(

This eBay transaction just got real/real sad :(

(Source: oldpeoplefacebook)

Reblogged from chrismohney with 635 notes / always too hart :( 

Do you ever just get a really mundane, resigned feeling that nobody will love you “in that way”? 

9 notes / :( 

"I photographed 40 couples. There’s no real deep thought behind that idea, I just needed a limit and thought that the 40 weeks of pregnancy concept was fitting. Also, the images in the book are placed in such a way that it hopefully takes the reader on the whole pregnancy journey": Jana Romanova’s photos of sleeping pregnant couples

"I photographed 40 couples. There’s no real deep thought behind that idea, I just needed a limit and thought that the 40 weeks of pregnancy concept was fitting. Also, the images in the book are placed in such a way that it hopefully takes the reader on the whole pregnancy journey": Jana Romanova’s photos of sleeping pregnant couples

Main problem about cosplaying Gozer if you’re not a Russian gymnast: you look like a giant white sausage.