And thus endeth Clem’s sex life. RIP 1999-2013.

And thus endeth Clem’s sex life. RIP 1999-2013.

  1. choochoomutherfucker reblogged this from youbelieveyouhavemetrapped
  2. hetroqueer said: if you turned up at my door with that sword i would so date the shit out of you
  3. sanguinekat said: For fucks sake, why you gotta be so awesome all the damn time.
  4. youbelieveyouhavemetrapped reblogged this from midnightcanary and added:
    >end of sex life are you fucking kidding me
  5. hesterswell said: that sword is amazing!!! so are you!! brb going to homer-terminator all the good men i know and whether or not they’re suitable for your company!
  6. demonweasel reblogged this from clambistro and added:
    The opposite should be true…
  7. noelanthony reblogged this from clambistro
  8. honey-andrevolution said: majestic
  9. sans-pants said: BRIENNE OF TARTH WOULD APPROVE. This is the most raddest ever. <3
  10. rumoko said: "off to do battle in the friend zone bbiab lol"
  11. midnightcanary reblogged this from clambistro
  12. shorterexcerpts said: Liking the picture, not the caption. Not sure what in the picture correlates to the caption)
  13. thepoetryofnospaces said: the blade has been reforged and will answer to Clem of Gondor.
  14. awez-im-gohst said: dunno what you’re talking about that, that sword takes you from babe status to MEGABABE.
  15. claviusrobinsky said: That’s a sword. Not a dong. You try to put that in your cooter and it WILL be the end of your sex life.
  16. nicky36 said: Are you kidding? Sex-ay!