Award-winning "disgraceful journalist" and internet expert. I have no opinions other than that Mint Choc Wedges were good and Reign In Blood is excellent. Adopted Angeleno and occasional Australian.
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hetroqueer said:
if you turned up at my door with that sword i would so date the shit out of you
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sanguinekat said:
For fucks sake, why you gotta be so awesome all the damn time.
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thewellofmimir reblogged this from midnightcanary and added:
>end of sex life are you fucking kidding me
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hesterswell said:
that sword is amazing!!! so are you!! brb going to homer-terminator all the good men i know and whether or not they’re suitable for your company!
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demonweasel reblogged this from clambistro and added:
The opposite should be true…
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honey-and-revolution said:
majestic
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sans-pants said:
BRIENNE OF TARTH WOULD APPROVE. This is the most raddest ever. <3
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rumoko said:
“off to do battle in the friend zone bbiab lol”
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shorterexcerpts said:
Liking the picture, not the caption. Not sure what in the picture correlates to the caption)
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thepoetryofnospaces said:
the blade has been reforged and will answer to Clem of Gondor.
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awez said:
dunno what you’re talking about that, that sword takes you from babe status to MEGABABE.
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claviusrobinsky said:
That’s a sword. Not a dong. You try to put that in your cooter and it WILL be the end of your sex life.
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nicky36 said:
Are you kidding? Sex-ay!
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xntrek said:
Umn, if it makes any difference, I just got excited …
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