The top comment on the Elder Scrolls Online cinematic. 
Translation: “I have never felt the touch of a human female.”
I am going to cosplay “that high elf bitch” at SDCC, track down mma0tomars, and turn him into a fine, bloody mist. 

The top comment on the Elder Scrolls Online cinematic

Translation: “I have never felt the touch of a human female.”

I am going to cosplay “that high elf bitch” at SDCC, track down mma0tomars, and turn him into a fine, bloody mist. 

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    Grooooooooooooooooss.
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    I condone the assault of nerds such as this. Logic, while important, may not always work in situations similar to this....
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